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Fri May 17, 2024
	This is why people hate cruise ships source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	14
	Millennials are woefully unprepared for the Great Wealth Transfer of $84 trillion in assets over the next few decades. Maybe should ask the advice of smart boomers source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	The latest thing you're doing wrong? Your laundry -- if you're not doing it every day source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Louisiana: Hey, I know. How about instead of trying to ban abortion drugs, we just reclassify them a dangerous substances so that nobody can actually get them? source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	28
(Beware Of Ghosts)	Photoshop this hitchhiker source: img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net \| share: Copy Link	14
	Swamp's On Fire, Yo source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	11
	Hey yo take the gun, stay for the cannolis: Inside the private NYC Italian club that comes complete with its own basement shooting range source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Billionaire Gina Rinehart demands National Gallery of Australia remove 'unflattering' portrait. Get out your tiny violins source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	63
	Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, longbow porcupines shotgun (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	7
	No bias is in this article source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	51
	Day 814 of WW3. NATO countries consider sending military trainers to Ukraine. Mordor claims to have shot down 100 UAF drones, but denies the drones had anything to do with all those burning oil facilities. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	91
	Live Free or KidNaps® source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	That funeral parlor that gave wrong remains to people..Also had a stash of embalmed legs source: bnd.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	American Museum of Natural History spider, scorpion, centipede and millipede collections curator avoids "Midnight Express" remake source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Losing candidate in West Virginia election removes signs after election, meets resistance from legless residents source: wsaz.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Florida Woman endears herself to neighbors, HOA, local officials by plugging up stormwater pipe with concrete in typical sovereign citizen move source: wftv.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	What to know about the Dow Jones Industrial Index hitting 40,000 for the first time in history. Besides the fact that you're not getting any richer from it, I mean source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	32
	Now don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his marginalia are terrible source: arstechnica.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Two great used-car fails that fail great together: Hertz, meet Tesla source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Scientists find the river that aliens used to carry the stone blocks to the site of the Great Pyramids source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	The weathervane train pulls into White River Junction... 40 years late source: vtdigger.org \| share: Copy Link	7
	DoorDash, wine, Christmas stockings, doormats, furniture, trash cans, sex toys; shoot, a feller could have a good time in Abita Springs with all that stuff source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	9

Thu May 16, 2024
	Raiders of the Lost Park. Two suspects sought in connection with archeological theft at national park source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	17
	Maybe now we can thaw and wake up Walt Disney's head? source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	28
	Lucy the Elephant, the 143-year-old elephant-shaped museum in the Jersey Shore town of Margate, is named America's best roadside attraction. In fact it trampled all others source: nbcnewyork.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Reminder, when running an IRS tax fraud scam, don't text a federal agent about it source: justice.gov \| share: Copy Link	16
	Detroit's population increases for the first time in decades. Experts credit Eminem's mom's spaghetti source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 16 is 'debacle' as in: "When putting on de belt, make sure to fasten debacle" source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Photoshop these glowing rings source: api.time.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	This just in: Summer gonna be hot source: forbes.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	Please note: it's a poor choice to consume anything that comes in a coffin-shaped box source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	83
	This is not the UPS and Star Wars mashup you were asking for source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Boeing 747 makes emergency landing in Indonesia after celebrating National BBQ Day a bit too enthusiastically source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Residents of New Jersey town have their feathers all ruffled, now trying to stop officials from gassing a bunch of Canadian geese to death over poop-filled park source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	71
	FFS, Texas source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	199
	Today is National Love a Tree Day, so be sure to watch out for splinters when you celebrate source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Shakespeare in Delaware Park Opening Night Reception. Buffalo, New York. June 20th, 5:30PM source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Fark Party in Pittsburgh July? source: triblive.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Britain's oldest joke found, shocking no one it's about the monarchy source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	39
	Photoshop this angular modern home and back yard source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of repentant thieves you might need to know that for your trial. Saint Katharine Drexel is the patron saint of racial justice source: 6abc.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew and Dill. Jesus Brought His Own Wood to the Cross edition source: twitch.tv \| share: Copy Link	5
	Alabama free range chicken is child labor and antibiotic free. Okay, antibiotic free source: al.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	'World's kindest plumber' who helped vulnerable people during the pandemic, was actually fleecing people of millions for pounds and used the same picture of a vulnerable person he'd 'saved from suicide', despite her dying years previously source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	21
	There are easier ways to get out of Indiana if you really want to source: wthr.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	For sale: California town. Price: $6,600,000. No word on the shipping costs source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	36
	Japanese steel factory searches for missing worker who had been working above a melting pot containing molten metals which were heated to more than 1,000 degrees source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	76
	On this day in history, in 1717, satirical French writer Voltaire is imprisoned in the Bastille after daring to insult the government with his discovery of electricity source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	21
(Some Sports Guy)	Caption this coach and his player source: img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net \| share: Copy Link	24
	Millions of people do not have an inner battle with their own mind. What a dream source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	140

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